…why you refer to yourself as a “foodie” while eating in a fast food restaurant.

Surely your jest sir! You’re eating a burger and fries at Wendy’s and have the audacity to tell your friend that you consider yourself a “foodie”? On what planet, might this be possible? Do tell. Do tell.

Perhaps you’re an aficionado of French Fry grease? Because the way you’re scarfing down those fries and the size of the “overhang” above your belt leads me to believe that might be the case.

Listen closely Julia Child. Sitting on your couch and watching the Food Channel all day doesn’t make you a foodie – nor does it give you the right to treat combo #6 from Wendy’s as though it is some sort of gastronomic treat for your senses, you pompous ass.