…why you talk about the television show LOST as though the characters really did experience a plane crash.

It’s called television honey. And it’s there to ENTERTAIN you – not provide you with hours of mundane conversation with other co-workers - when you should be DOING YOUR JOB. Let me guess, you stopped watching Soap Operas because they were just too “real”, didn’t you?

Wait, do you hear that? It’s the REALITY BELL and it’s ringing JUST FOR YOU. Spend a little less time in front of the television agonizing over the latest plot twist and – oh I don’t know – EXERCISE, READ A BOOK or VOLUNTEER, you numb-skull.