…why you would even consider holding a corporate meeting in a MOVIE THEATER.

For the love of Pete, please tell me you’re joking.  We all used to laugh in anticipation of seeing the commercial at the movie theater that promoted the theater as an appropriate venue for a corporate rah-rah session. 

• The stupid buffoon standing at the front of the auditorium
• The child-like PowerPoint slides ("profits are GOING up!")
• The robots in the audience standing and cheering

And then the unthinkable happened.  You drank the Kool Aid and actually thought that having our next corporate retreat at a local movie theater was A GOOD IDEA.  I can assure you, it’s not.  I’ve already penciled in for a sick-day at the upcoming “Office Day at the Movies”, you dunderhead.