Listen sweetie, I can rock-out with the best of them, but I typically do it in the privacy of MY OWN HOME. I think I can speak for all of us, when I say that your off-key, karaoke-inspired rendition of that Alicia Keys song is a Canadian-Idol masterwork FROM HELL.
Please, save the sing-along for the mornings when we both know you stand in front of the mirror belting out hit after hit while using your hair-brush as a wireless microphone. Wait, is that a dog I hear howling in the background? Oh, not it’s you trying to reach the “upper register” you nit-wit!