I don't understand...

... why wetnaps smell like urinal cakes.

And why do they call them "urinal cakes" anyway?  Do people put frosting on them and serve them as a dessert?

... why you beg for money.

Haven't you figured out that I'm never going to give you any?  And you can shove this "have a nice day" crap right back up the ass it came out of because the guilt thing doesn't work for me - it just pisses me off even more. Thanks though - I will have a nice day knowing that my life didn't end up like yours, you meth-head skank.